Stiffness

What a week! I woke up today with a tightness in my lumbar pistons. Levar walked me through some stretches, which helped a bit i suppose. What I really need is a good lube job. If i have time I'm going to head down to Jeffy's and get a complete injection of fluids, but things are so busy these days I might just have to have Levar do it. Not crazy about that idea, because he's so strong and muscular and he has a tendency to be a little rough. I prefer a soft, sensitive touch. Maybe the reason I'm so tense is that our living room was trashed two days ago, and we haven't been able to watch Swords & Sandals since then. We're waiting on a new entertainment center that our building super has promised to install. We're all excited about the upgrade, but i'm starting to feel like a balloon that someone is slowly blowing until it gets to the point that it just bursts!

xoxo,
Lance

A Night To Remember, Even though I can't Remember it!

Forget what I said in my last blog post. It's all about clubbing! We rang in the New Year at the biggest party in town, and believe me when I say that this year came in with a bang! We started out at home with some stiff cocktails. We played a fun game where we took turns blindfolding each other and then tasting each guy's special concoction and trying to guess whose cocktail we were tasting. Julian's was so stiff I could barely get it down. He floored me! After that we all got dressed up in our newest fashions by Johnathan and hit the town. First we swung by our favorite local pub The Legal Beaver, and had a nibble and some frothy beers. We didn't stay too long because they were changing kegs and our millipints were all head! From there, we took the monorail to the The Manitarium where we danced the night away. I don't remember much of what happened after the first few songs. I tend to go a little bananas when I'm on the dance floor, and I woke up feeling so sore that I think someone might have slipped me a roofie. I felt like total crap the next morning, so I slept in and then treated myself to a deep valve cleansing and the beautician even gave me a complimentary facial. It made me feel so alive!

-- Lance