An Uncompromising Position

Well, another night has passed and living together has proven to be challenging, if not impossible.  Between the heavy panting of Levar and the unexplained sleep-wandering of Julian, I'm finding it difficult to achieve maximum idle-time. Lance recently upgraded his Temporal-Pedic with a self cleaning mechanism that cycles every zano-sec and that thing is just way too loud. I'm close to pulling the plug on that one. I've tried biting my pillow, earbugs, and even uncompromising positions but nothing is working. Julian likes it on top, Levar is content with being on the bottom, leaving me alone in my oversised Prince Albert double. I guess I just have to be more accepting of my roomies, kind of like how they are once the lights are out...

Dealing, 

Stevan